Share 'Take a Hike?'

ISO a group or some buddies who like moderate to challenging hiking and maybe a little trail running if you don't mind waiting at the finish for the world's slowest runner. Burgers, beers, sushi or cocktails afterward but no sleeping in tents on the ground. I'm looking for athletic butch sissies or sissy butchies... Is there a compatible group around? Anyone want to get together to form one?